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沒有啦，這其實是一個叫Mario Rosenstoc的老兄模仿他的．．．但是老實說～實在是太像了啊～～～hahaha～～～把老大那種臭屁的葡萄牙鄉音都學出來了．．．這可是是我珍藏的mp3之寶啊～想笑的時候我就會拿出來聽．．．而且居然有出唱片！可不是我瞎掰啊！這裡XD
老大沒了你我要怎麼活喔～
Jose and his Amazing Technicolor Overcoat
www.amazon.co.uk Searchword: Rooney, 35.5 million...
Drogba: No no---
Jose: It's no problem, I can do it, I can do it. If you want me to press "Buy"---
Drogba: No please Gaffer!
Jose: Do you want me to press "Buy"?
Drogba: No!
Jose: Then listen to the Special One?
Drogba: Okay, okay.
Jose: Ok, second half. Vocal exercices. Midfield *snaps finger* now!
Midfield: WHO-AH-OH.
Jose: Very good, very good. Defense *snap* Breathe and vocal!
Defense: WHO-AH-OH.
Jose: Very good. You are ready, I think? (cheering) Shhh shhhh...okay, okay. It's time for the song.
Team: YAAAAYYY!!!
Jose: Last week--Shut up Drogba---Last week, we beat Arsenal and I did for you "Don't Look Back at Wenger".
Team: DON'T LOOOK BACK AT WEEENNGER!
Jose: Shhh...Shut up, shut up Damian, shut up. This week, I do for you "The Special One".
Team: YOU ARE THE SPECIAL ONE!
Jose: I know, I know...Shhh...I know I am the Special One. But this week, it is a very special song and it is called "Jose and his Amazing Technicolor Overcoat".
Team: YAAAYYY!!!
Jose: Ssshhhhh..Shut up.
I close my eyes
And stand there grinning (who-ah-oh)
We can't stop winning (who-ah-oh)
You'd be grinning too.
When I first came (when he first came)
I was delighted (who-ah-oh)
Could have managed United (who-ah-oh)
But any team will do.
I wore my coat (he wears his coat)
The world is merry (who-ah-oh)
I've got John Terry (who-ah-oh)
And Drogba too.
Drogba: Go on (indistinct)
Jose: Very good!
I switch them round (he switches them round)
They all are hating (who-ah-oh)
But I like rotating (who-ah-oh)
Any team will do.
(Go on Gaffer!)
A corner kick, is just enough
a little flick from Damian Duff
The ball flies right into the net and we are one nil up...
Team: ONE-NIL! ONE-NIL! ONE-NIL!
May I return (may I return)
To the beginning (who-ah-oh)
So easy winning (who-ah-oh)
When your team is blue...
(Blue is the color!!!)
Jose: C'mon!
We can't go wrong (we can't go wrong)
I am in heaven (who-ah-oh)
Playing whatever-eleven (who-ah-oh)
Any team will do.
Team: YAAAYYY!!!
Jose: Now! Go and be champions?
Team: Yeah!
Jose: Be champions?
Team: Yeah!
Jose: Love it?
Team: Yeah!
Jose: Because if you don't do it, you can kill yourself. Take it from me. Be champions.
Team: *cheering* YAAAAY!! GAFFER! GAFFER!
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－再來一首Go on Gaffer！－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
I Sign a Little Player or Two
www.amazon.co.uk Searchword: Rooney, 35.5 million...
Drogba: No no---
Jose: It's no problem, I can do it, I can do it. If you want me to press "Buy"---
Drogba: No please Gaffer!
Jose: Do you want me to press "Buy"?
Drogba: No!
Jose: Then listen to the Special One?
Drogba: Okay, okay.
Jose: Ok, second half. Vocal exercices. Midfield *snaps finger* now!
Midfield: WHO-AH-OH.
Jose: Very good, very good. Defense *snap* Breathe and vocal!
Defense: WHO-AH-OH.
Jose: Very good. You are ready, I think? (cheering) Shhh shhhh...okay, okay. It's time for the song.
Team: YAAAAYYY!!!
Jose: Last week--Shut up Drogba---Last week, we beat Arsenal and I did for you "Don't Look Back at Wenger".
Team: DON'T LOOOK BACK AT WEEENNGER!
Jose: Shhh...Shut up, shut up Damian, shut up. This week, I do for you "The Special One".
Team: YOU ARE THE SPECIAL ONE!
Jose: I know, I know...Shhh...I know I am the Special One. But this week, it is a very special song and it is called "Jose and his Amazing Technicolor Overcoat".
Team: YAAAYYY!!!
Jose: Ssshhhhh..Shut up.
I close my eyes
And stand there grinning (who-ah-oh)
We can't stop winning (who-ah-oh)
You'd be grinning too.
When I first came (when he first came)
I was delighted (who-ah-oh)
Could have managed United (who-ah-oh)
But any team will do.
I wore my coat (he wears his coat)
The world is merry (who-ah-oh)
I've got John Terry (who-ah-oh)
And Drogba too.
Drogba: Go on (indistinct)
Jose: Very good!
I switch them round (he switches them round)
They all are hating (who-ah-oh)
But I like rotating (who-ah-oh)
Any team will do.
(Go on Gaffer!)
A corner kick, is just enough
a little flick from Damian Duff
The ball flies right into the net and we are one nil up...
Team: ONE-NIL! ONE-NIL! ONE-NIL!
May I return (may I return)
To the beginning (who-ah-oh)
So easy winning (who-ah-oh)
When your team is blue...
(Blue is the color!!!)
Jose: C'mon!
We can't go wrong (we can't go wrong)
I am in heaven (who-ah-oh)
Playing whatever-eleven (who-ah-oh)
Any team will do.
Team: YAAAYYY!!!
Jose: Now! Go and be champions?
Team: Yeah!
Jose: Be champions?
Team: Yeah!
Jose: Love it?
Team: Yeah!
Jose: Because if you don't do it, you can kill yourself. Take it from me. Be champions.
Team: *cheering* YAAAAY!! GAFFER! GAFFER!
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－再來一首Go on Gaffer！－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
I Sign a Little Player or Two
Do you know some people will like to know
Why are we so successful
And why always that we are winning
And why also they are saying all the time that I am the special one
Well I also have song for this.
*
[Verse 1]
[Verse 1]
The moment I wake up (Damien, wake up),
Before I crack open my egg cup (Damien: egg cup),
I sign a little player or two.
*
While combing my hair now (yes, very nice),
While combing my hair now (yes, very nice),
And wondering what coat to wear now (Damien: wear now),
I sign a little player or two.
*
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
Because - forever, forever,
They will stay in my heart and I will love them all.
And whatever - perhaps never,
May be some will not start, it's possible.
But - together, together,
That's how we will be completely, I'm sorry.
And that's how it must be at Chelsea
Believe me, I know these things.
*
Okay?
Okay?
*
[Verse 2]
[Verse 2]
While eating my sandwich (very tasty),
I call Roman Abramovich (Damien: ovich),
Sign a little player or two (okay?).
*
And if he doesn't work hard,
And if he doesn't work hard,
I'll probably tell Frank Lampard (Damien: Lampard),
We'll sign another player or two.
*
[Chorus]
Damien: Yeah but,Well?
[Chorus]
Damien: Yeah but,Well?
Damien: What about me?
Well Duff uh - believe me, believe me (believe me).
For me there is no other winger but you.
Damien: Really?
Yes, this is true.
Damien: Wow, that's great.
Please love me too.
Damien: Okay,
'Cause I'm in love with you.D
amien: Pretty good.
Now kill yourself,
Damien: Huh?
Do it, do it.
Damien: What? Eh, okay
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－Gaffer自己也很喜歡XD－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
看他的評語吧～
I think it is fantastic, is amazing, is a beautiful record. I love it. The guy who does this is incredible." José Mourinho
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－Gaffer還叫他打電話去整Damien－－－－－－－－－－－－－
當時Damien韌帶受傷在家休息，Mario學老大的聲音打電話去騙他，
Mourinho': "Good evening Damien" （午安，達夫）
Duff: "Hi" （午安）
Mourinho: "We have problem. Wright-Phillips and Robben have broken legs, today, in training. （我們出了個狀況，小癩特和羅本今天練習中斷了腿XD）
Duff: "What!?" （什麼！驚）
Mourinho: "Yes, you have to come tomorrow to play against Everton. I will play you on left and... （是的，所以我要你明天出賽，我要把你放在左翼．．．）
Duff (interrupting loudly): 'But what about my ligament? （但是我的韌帶怎麼辦！）
Mourinho: "Forget ligament. I sell you to Walsall for one half million if you don't get here soon as possible." （我不管，如果你明天不來我就把你用１５０萬賣給Walsall）
OH MY GOD．．．Duff你應該那時就讓他把你賣了XDDDD．．．反正150和500也沒差多少
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－Gaffer自己也很喜歡XD－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
看他的評語吧～
I think it is fantastic, is amazing, is a beautiful record. I love it. The guy who does this is incredible." José Mourinho
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－Gaffer還叫他打電話去整Damien－－－－－－－－－－－－－
當時Damien韌帶受傷在家休息，Mario學老大的聲音打電話去騙他，
Mourinho': "Good evening Damien" （午安，達夫）
Duff: "Hi" （午安）
Mourinho: "We have problem. Wright-Phillips and Robben have broken legs, today, in training. （我們出了個狀況，小癩特和羅本今天練習中斷了腿XD）
Duff: "What!?" （什麼！驚）
Mourinho: "Yes, you have to come tomorrow to play against Everton. I will play you on left and... （是的，所以我要你明天出賽，我要把你放在左翼．．．）
Duff (interrupting loudly): 'But what about my ligament? （但是我的韌帶怎麼辦！）
Mourinho: "Forget ligament. I sell you to Walsall for one half million if you don't get here soon as possible." （我不管，如果你明天不來我就把你用１５０萬賣給Walsall）
OH MY GOD．．．Duff你應該那時就讓他把你賣了XDDDD．．．反正150和500也沒差多少
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